{"id":2406,"date":"2020-04-16T18:26:39","date_gmt":"2020-04-17T00:26:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.irenenorth.com\/writings\/?p=2406"},"modified":"2024-04-22T02:46:09","modified_gmt":"2024-04-22T02:46:09","slug":"the-best-ride","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/irenenorth.com\/writings\/2020\/04\/16\/the-best-ride\/","title":{"rendered":"The best ride"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Look at us. We’re awesome.
Except Greenie over there. He keeps dropping his gun.<\/p><\/div>\n

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Dude. Get up off the floor and fix my bike.
Yeah, man. You’re always screwing around.<\/p><\/div>\n

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Our awesome defenses are back up and ready to go.<\/p><\/div>\n

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Ooooh, a kitty. Do you think he’ll let me pet him?
I don’t think that would be a good idea, dude.<\/p><\/div>\n

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Here, kitty, kitty.
Don’t call me when you die.<\/p><\/div>\n

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You’re such a pretty kitty. And your eyes match my pants.<\/p><\/div>\n

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Shit.<\/p><\/div>\n

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I got me the best ride ever.<\/p><\/div>\n

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I got a cool ride, too.
Yeah, what happens when he moves?<\/p><\/div>\n

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Shit.
Told ya.<\/p><\/div>\n

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Okay, this ride is pretty cool.
Bigger isn’t always better, dude.<\/p><\/div>\n

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Wheeeee.
What the hell, man.
You’re ruining our shot with our awesome rides.<\/p><\/div>\n

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Hey, where’s my sweet ride.
Uh, we thought you were dead, so we didn’t get you one.<\/p><\/div>\n

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Best ride ever.<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[115,348,368],"class_list":["post-2406","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-photos","tag-dinosaurs","tag-star-wars","tag-therapy"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/irenenorth.com\/writings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2406","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/irenenorth.com\/writings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/irenenorth.com\/writings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/irenenorth.com\/writings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/irenenorth.com\/writings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2406"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/irenenorth.com\/writings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2406\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3677,"href":"https:\/\/irenenorth.com\/writings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2406\/revisions\/3677"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/irenenorth.com\/writings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2406"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/irenenorth.com\/writings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2406"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/irenenorth.com\/writings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2406"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}