{"id":153,"date":"2016-10-19T07:33:58","date_gmt":"2016-10-19T13:33:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.irenenorth.com\/writings\/?p=153"},"modified":"2024-04-22T02:46:17","modified_gmt":"2024-04-22T02:46:17","slug":"fuck-everything","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/irenenorth.com\/writings\/2016\/10\/19\/fuck-everything\/","title":{"rendered":"Fuck Everything"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Fuck life. Fuck adulthood. Fuck being responsible. Fuck you if you hand handle a four letter word. No one asked you to read this fucking tirade.<\/p>\n

Fuck diabetes and the fucking bullshit that goes with it. Fuck needles. Fuck insulin. Fuck half the paycheck that goes to keeping me the fuck alive. Fuck eating healthy and still being fucked over by the gene pool. Fuck never being able to eat anything unhealthy or risk the five fucking days it takes to recover. Fuck everyone who makes fun of you for the things you eat. Fuck the daily exercise that results in zero weight loss after three years. Why the fuck am I even trying?<\/p>\n

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Fuck coworkers who are fucking incompetent. Your laziness is noticed and I have to fucking defend you in public when I really want to join in and agree. Fuck half-assing your job and leaving me to be forced to do your fucking work. Fuck you for whining you had to write six articles this week. I fucking do double digits every week because the fucking work needs to get done. Fuck you, you lazy piece of shit.<\/p>\n

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Two assholes, one photo.<\/p><\/div>\n

Fuck politics. Who the fuck ever thought I’d want to cover this shit. Fuck Clinton. Fuck Trump. Fuck Stein. Fuck Johnson. Fuck Ricketts. Fuck Fischer. Fuck Sasse. Fuck Smith. You’re all unqualified hacks who couldn’t live like normal people if you fucking tried. You’re all fucking clueless, but you are the chosen ones picked by the fucking oligarchs who run this fucking country. So I have to listen to your fucking bullshit.<\/p>\n

Fuck the misogynistic, racist, bigoted, xenophobic people in this fucking country. I swear the majority of you live in this town. Your ignorance is appalling. Your comments trite and from another time. Your close-minded views on the world are pushing me away. I’d like to say fuck you and be gone, but life isn’t as simple as that. Still, there will be a day where I will say \u201cFuck it\u201d and leave. You don’t really fucking want me here anyway.<\/p>\n

Fuck being underpaid for the work you do. Fuck giving 110 percent every fucking day for no reward. Not even a fucking job well done. Just keep plugging away, toiling in the bullshit. Fuck a corporate boss worth billions who the fucking country loves, but who keeps every fucking dollar he can. No need to give any of it to the people who actually make him all that fucking money. You’re just as replaceable as the guy making fries at McDonald’s. We don’t really fucking care about you. We’ll send some corporate bigwigs out to placate you, but keep your fucking grimy paws off our fucking profits.<\/p>\n

Fuck the 2003 ad-laden bullshit of a website. Who the fuck thinks it looks good? Fuck the company for being to fucking cheap to hire actual professionals who can fucking build a professional website instead of the decades-old garbage we have now.<\/p>\n

Fuck ads<\/a> on the fucking internet. Fuck off<\/a>. I don’t care. They’re fucking annoying, malware-laden<\/a> pieces of shit no one wants. Fuck you. I’m not visiting<\/a> your site if you still live in 2007 and think all this bullshit is what people want to see<\/a>. And fuck paywalls<\/a> too.<\/p>\n

Fuck friends who aren’t really friends. They’re just other fucking people you happen to know. Fuck people who say they want to know you, but when you try to speak, they don’t fucking care. Fuck people who say they care, but don’t talk to you more than twice a year. Fuck off, every last one of you. <\/p>\n

Fuck relatives who say you’re important then don’t talk to you for years. I can’t fucking give a shit about you anymore. I’m not trying anymore because you’ve proven to be a waste of my fucking time.<\/p>\n

Fuck the neighbors kids and laws that prevent me from beating your ass. Fuck their parents for raising their children to be assholes.<\/p>\n

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Fuck being overworked so much that there is no time for myself. Fuck being so tired on a day off that all I want to do is fucking sleep. Fuck the job that sucks the life from you, that doesn’t understand you, that doesn’t even fucking care. Fuck the expectations. Fuck the stress. Fuck free time. Who the fuck needs free time anyway?<\/p>\n

Fuck everything right now. I just don’t fucking care. It’s hard to care when your life consists of being fucking beaten down at every single fucking turn in life. Just fuck off.<\/p>\n

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All the fucking photos are found here<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Fuck life. Fuck adulthood. Fuck being responsible. Fuck you if you hand handle a four letter word. No one asked you to read this fucking tirade. Fuck diabetes and the fucking bullshit that goes with it. Fuck needles. Fuck insulin. Fuck half the paycheck that goes to keeping me the fuck alive. Fuck eating healthy […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[155,254],"class_list":["post-153","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ramblings","tag-fuck","tag-nebraska"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/irenenorth.com\/writings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/153","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/irenenorth.com\/writings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/irenenorth.com\/writings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/irenenorth.com\/writings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/irenenorth.com\/writings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=153"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/irenenorth.com\/writings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/153\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3906,"href":"https:\/\/irenenorth.com\/writings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/153\/revisions\/3906"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/irenenorth.com\/writings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=153"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/irenenorth.com\/writings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=153"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/irenenorth.com\/writings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=153"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}